He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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