What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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