Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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