So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You are the jesus of drinking
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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