Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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