kristin has been a bad kristin
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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