He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
