Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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