I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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