what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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