I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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