ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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