Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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