and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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