Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
