i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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