just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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