Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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