i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
