Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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