Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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