Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry texaslonestar hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(330): View more from Ohio

what are you wearing?

(703): View more from Virginia

Just my guilt

Fav 6 2642 1075
share tweet
(604): View more from British Columbia

I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.

Fav 2 816 2293
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(416): View more from Ontario

i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia

Fav 48 901 6189
share tweet
(970): View more from Colorado

she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.

Fav 11 1264 4338
share tweet
(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.

Fav 7 1014 3211
share tweet
(320): View more from Minnesota

You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.

Fav 7 1622 3564
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.

Fav 20 4999 1586
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(360): View more from Washington

Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.

Fav 1 905 475
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(843): View more from South Carolina

Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party

Fav 0 101 21
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT