Christians are straight up FREAKS
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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