dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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