I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
No subtext here. People are naked.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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