Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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