does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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