I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You were trust falling into bushes
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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