I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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