Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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