that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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