Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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