Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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