the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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