brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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