Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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