it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
40s are totally the cure
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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