its not stalking. its research.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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