That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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