Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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