sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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