I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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