my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If its not for food we ain't going out.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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