ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
