so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
i black out too much to be "responsible"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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