From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
A bitchslap is in order.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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