so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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