Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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