3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
