it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
tell me about the fingering
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