I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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