I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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