Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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