saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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